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PARTNERSHIP WOES

IGNORING THE PROBLEM

IGNORING THE PROBLEM

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 

IGNORING THE PROBLEM

IGNORING THE PROBLEM

IGNORING THE PROBLEM

Avoidance is the first thing on my to-do list. Pairs nicely with Partnership Woes.

EQUITY PROMISES

IGNORING THE PROBLEM

EQUITY PROMISES

Sweat equity is the same as real equity, right?

got the t-shirt

ROLLING SEVENS

PRAYING FOR INVESTMENT

PRAYING FOR INVESTMENT

If we only had the hindsight of Kenny Rogers when we are taking and measuring our risks.

PRAYING FOR INVESTMENT

PRAYING FOR INVESTMENT

PRAYING FOR INVESTMENT

Just show me the money. Please.

FORECASTING OPTIMISM

PRAYING FOR INVESTMENT

FORECASTING OPTIMISM

Predictable revenue or wishful thinking? Pairs nicely with Praying for Investment, especially in down rounds.

oops - I did it again

PRODUCT-MARKET MISFIT

DUPED BY VANITY METRICS

DUPED BY VANITY METRICS

When it's not working, just add more features right?

DUPED BY VANITY METRICS

DUPED BY VANITY METRICS

DUPED BY VANITY METRICS

Just give me some good news. Anything!

IMPOSTOR SYNDROME

DUPED BY VANITY METRICS

IMPOSTOR SYNDROME

When fake it 'til you make it starts to backfire on you. Is that you, baby, or just a brilliant disguise?

And i've got the scars to prove it

MARKETPLACE MISADVENTURES

SELF MEDICATION STRATEGIES

SELF MEDICATION STRATEGIES

Multi-sided marketplaces are bloody hard. 'Nuff said.

SELF MEDICATION STRATEGIES

SELF MEDICATION STRATEGIES

SELF MEDICATION STRATEGIES

Comes with a hangover and a healthy dose of self-loathing.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

SELF MEDICATION STRATEGIES

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

This badge is hard-earned for not REALLY listening to your customers. Pairs nicely with Ignoring the Problem!

new badges to work towards...

PIVOT CONCUSSION

CONFERENCE JUNKIE

PIVOT CONCUSSION

Symptoms might include headaches or motion sickness from multiple/serial 'pivots'.

STUCK IN THE MUD

CONFERENCE JUNKIE

PIVOT CONCUSSION

When your 'aversion to failure' clips your wings, everything stops.

May include missing important family events due to traveling to every tech conference on the planet.

CONFERENCE JUNKIE

CONFERENCE JUNKIE

CONFERENCE JUNKIE

May include missing important family events due to traveling to every tech conference on the continent...

and the one that started it all...

HONESTY

#7 in the Rainforest Alberta Social Contract: 'I will be truthful and frank. I will break rules and call out elephants in the room.'

What is the rainforest?

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